LEGAL COOKIES // NONE

No cookies

This site sets no cookies. Not one. It writes nothing to local storage or session storage either, and there is no analytics, no pixel and no third-party script anywhere in it.

So there is no consent banner, because there is nothing to consent to. A banner in front of a site that stores nothing is theatre, and we are not putting one in your way to look compliant.

What a cookie is, and why we do not need one

A cookie is a small file a site writes to your browser so it can recognise you again later. Sites need them for logins, shopping baskets and, mostly, for measuring you. This site has none of those things. It is a stack of static pages with posters, photos and dates on them. It has nothing to remember about you, so it remembers nothing.

Under Dutch law — article 11.7a of the Telecommunicatiewet, the local version of the ePrivacy rules — consent is required before storing or reading anything on your device. We store and read nothing, so no consent is required and none is asked.

Check it yourself

Do not take our word for it. Open your browser's developer tools on any page of this site — in Chrome or Edge, Application › Storage; in Firefox, Storage; in Safari, Develop › Show Web Inspector › Storage. Cookies: empty. Local storage: empty. Session storage: empty. The network tab will show every request going to this domain and nowhere else.

The one nuance: server logs

Cookies are not the only way data happens. Our host, Vercel, writes an ordinary server access log every time a browser asks for a page — IP address, browser string, which file, what time. That is not a cookie, it is not stored on your device and it cannot be used to follow you around the web, but it is still personal data and we say so out loud.

What is in it, why it exists, how long it lives and what you can do about it is in the privacy statement, section 2.

Your browser's own cache is not us

Your browser will keep copies of the images, the stylesheet and the fonts so the site loads faster next time. That is the browser doing its normal job with files it already downloaded. We cannot read it, we cannot write to it, and clearing it changes nothing except how fast the posters appear.

The fonts are worth a line of their own. Anton and Space Mono are served from this domain, not from a font network. The site used to pull them from Google Fonts, which handed every visitor's IP address to a US server on page load. That was the only third-party request on the site and it is gone.

The moment you click a link out

Nothing from Instagram, TikTok, WhatsApp, Spotify or Google Drive loads inside these pages. There are no embeds, no widgets and no share buttons that phone home — only plain links.

But a link is a door. Follow one and you are on their site, where their cookies, their trackers and their privacy policy apply, and where they will know you arrived from here. That part is between you and them; we have no visibility into it and no control over it.

If that ever changes

If we ever add something that stores or reads data on your device — analytics, a video embed, a ticketing widget — this page gets rewritten first, and a real consent request appears before the thing runs, with a working way to say no. Not a banner that sets everything and then asks.

Until you see that, the honest state of this site is the one described above: nothing stored, nothing tracked, nothing to opt out of.

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